raab and the uni-corns

once upon a time, in the land of cats- there was a church of cats.
and at the church of cats, there was a bunny that taught stories to the kittens.
his name was raab and he was brown.
all of the kittens called him raab-the-rabbi-rabbit- even though he wasn't a jewish bunny.
raab lived in a quiet little rabbit hole.
he kept it clean because he was a clean bunny.
raab did more than tell stories to kittens- he taught stories to a group of uni-corns too.
often the uni-corns would travel far away to uni-corn school,
but raab always enjoyed it when they came home to the land of cats.

raab discovered that telling stories to uni-corns
was much different from telling stories to kittens.
uni-corns are bigger than kittens.
uni-corns loved to chew on coffee-beans and tell stories until late at night.
uni-corns loved to have long discussions about important things.
and most of all, unicorns are very loving animals-
and these uni-corns were often in love with other uni-corns at the church of cats.
and they loved to wonder and talk about their relationships with other uni-corns.
some of the uni-corns even had raab tell stories at their uni-corn weddings.

raab didn't know much about uni-corn school,

and he didn't really care for coffee-beans-
but he loved those uni-corns.
he took them in his garden cart on many adventures-
and those uni-corns helped many different animals in the land of cats and the land of sharks.
that made raab proud of the uni-corns.

 one lovely spring, raab loaded the uni-corns into his garden cart

and took them to the land of clams near the beach.
the uni-corns wanted to sleep on the sand-
and to eat their meals at the beach and go three days without cleaning their fur!
again, raab was a very clean rabbit.
he loved to be clean and wash his brown fur often.
this was going to be a stretch for raab the rabbit,
but he was looking forward to some quiet time with the uni-corns.

but it wasn't quiet at all.

broncos and foxes ran around the beach growling and snarling,
morning, noon and night.
they growled and snorted during raab's stories-
one night as raab looked up at the stars in the land of clams,
he thought that this wasn't such a good idea after all.
just then, a group of foxes screamed by.

some of the uni-corns were in love,

some of the uni-corns were upset,
and one uni-corn kept getting lost because she was wandering off and meeting dogs.
and all along raab was there- trying to tell his stories.
even with all of the noise of the broncos and foxes
some of the uni-corns fell asleep during his stories!

when raab got home, he cleaned his fur and enjoyed his quiet little rabbit-hole.

raab loved those uni-corns and loved to meet with them over some carrots.
raab and those uni-corns shared many adventures in the days to come-
and they met and helped many wild animals together.