vw conversations

so- whenever someone gets into my car for the first time, the following conversation, word-for-word, inevitably takes place:

them: "it smells like crayons in here."
me: "I know."
them: "do you have crayons in here?"
me: "no."
them: "its not a bad smell- its kind of nostalgic. I like the smell."
me: "oh- good."
them: "do you think there are some crayons stuck between the seats?"
me: "no."

every time.
never fails.