funny conversation, 9/13

last summer at camp, I was standing in line for lunch next to a student friend of mine, and I wanted to start a conversation with her- so I gave her one of my conversation starters: I said, "so- tell me what would your dream job would be?"

she said, "I've always wanted to be a sports bra tester."

I paused. I thought. I asked,

"did you just say that when you grow up you want to be a sports bra tester?!"

she looked embarrassed and a little annoyed and said, "no. I want to be a sports BROADCASTER."

"oh. yeah. that makes sense. what sport?"

things between us have been awkward ever since.